Boobs

Those with evil and dirty mind, please do not read further as it doesnt have the information u required here.... now shuuuuuuu

okie back to the topics, 2 gals have humiliated my drawings on the gals for having small Boobs aka Fei Kei Chiong. It is sad to say that i didnt even notice it and yet gals notice it first. Weird hur?

Pianonee ask me this morning, are u shy of drawings big boobs? that question doesnt really bother me at all, hereby i show u the boobs post, see i am not shy about it ^^

Then i decided to consult some boobs specialist in this area...

Source: So wat u want to know about boobs?

IK: I drew some gals on my comics, then there is this comment that their boobs is too small, it looks well to me.

Source: Send me the pics and i will judge

IK: [Sending files......]

Source: WTF, those arent call boobs, those are nothing, not even an A cup.

IK: okie... others artist like mark pasiri and scott adams drew around the same size as well, so it should be alright?

Source: Those are their problem, u should drew at least the size of a C, or D or even DD.

IK: My fren YODM once told me, there is 2 type of guys, the boobs guys or the leg guys. I guess i fall into the leg guys category kekekeke

Source: Friend, let me forward u this mail

IK: HOLY CRAP, that is so so so so informative (refer below for "SOME" of the pics)






Source: So u know how to draw now?

IK: Yes sir, you have teach me well.

Source: May the boobs be with u

After the above conversation, i ram my head and do a RnD on gals boobs structure of drawings. It tooks me 2 hours of learning to produce some okie okie boobs. Below are some of the pics. I will modify the rest next time hahaha


#Please note that drawing gals body structure is not easy, a slight changes in the body structure will result of fatness, bulkiness, thiness or even large bone struture, it is not easy, try it ^^.

Blue Pajamas Sneak Preview 2

I just manage to finish the Gals character for blue pajamas, took me few days, outcome is okie okie, but i am happy with it. Since my drawings on gals improved ^^. Some of the character doesnt have name yet, so help me with the naming yah.

Blue Pajamas Sneak Preview

Since i dont think Blue Pajamas can be launch on 1st august hahaha, then better i review wat is blue pajamas. Many of you will think blue pajamas is some shop or product, but no!! it is none otehr than my drawings!!!

I draw when i got angry last time, then it started to become hobby!! and then attemp to draw seriously and more professionally, so i learn copied from a few artist. After 3 months of intense trainning i finally come up with a few characters ^^.

Blue Pajamas is a name came out from Watermelon, she is the one that suggested the name, no meaning behind, dont think so much. Blue Pajamas represent the things i see in teh past, in my dreams, my imagination or things that happen on my frenz. Then i attempt to Fit the events into a 3 columns comics.

The launch of blue pajamas next month initially was to come up with 24 comics strip b4 i launch it, but i failed to do so, i only manage to finish 11 of them and 12 is working on it. Below are the sample "Male" Character from Blue Pajamas Comics



As you can see from above, i have years to go b4 i can actually draw a character properly, hey guess wat, it is way better than my first drawings a lot, seriously a lot. Althjough far from comics like dilbert, calvin and hobbes, snoopy, but hey, i am getting there.

So where i want to bring this comics in future? It is not juz a blog i want to post up, but i attemp to draw for Malaysia Comic section, ever wonder how many comics artist in Malaysia? Only 2 which i know off, Kee and Lat. The reason is pretty simple, u cant earn by drawings comics hahaha. I juz wan to earn some part time money ^^. That is all folks, sory to disappoint u about Blue Pajamas hahaah

Yahoo! Answers

Yahoo Answers is a online program by Yahoo which can answer like every question inside your mind, I sort of disbelief, untill i tried typing in "Why superman wears his underpants outside?"
Answer

Some funny answer given below:

Hey, if you had to change your clothes inside a phone booth in 3 seconds or less, while worrying about saving people's lives... then your underwear would probably be on the outside too...

I think its a conspiracy. His underwear adds extra camouflage to his crotch area, plus it may be an additional layer of radioactive defense to protect the superman juniors.

He looks so cute like that.

maybe hes gay, you never know

Hey, the dude is from Krypton and he's wondering why Earth people wear their undies on the INSIDE. Especially when some women spend $100.00 for a bra and panty from Victorias Secret and then wear it inside where it can't be seen. Why do that? Just get the same undies from Wal*Mart for $12.99 if you're going to hide them.

Superman is flying over Metropolis one day and is very horney. He flies over the Justice League and sees Wonderwoman sunbathing on the roof. She's butt naked and spread eagle. So he thinks "Man i want some of that wonder *****" so he figures as fast as he can fly, he can fly down real fast, do her and fly away before she even knows what happened.
So he zooms down, does his job and flies away.
Wonderwoman leans up and says "What was that?"
The invisible man says "I dont know but my asshole hurts like hell"

So pretty much, i accept the answer as it is a fashion from cryton planet. Well, why hide expensive undies? shows it kekekek.

Other Question i ask:

• How to build a nuclear bomb (No answer)
• How did moses part the red sea (lame answer mostly)
• How much water do i have to into wine before i can walk on water? (very good answer)

Try it hehhe, it is quite addictive ^^

Blue Pajamas

On 18 July 2006, BLUE PAJAMAS is officially born!!

Bon Odori

It is a free and boring Saturday... no one to teman otehr than internet and PS2. So i decided to call another long lost fren to visit "BON ODORI"



Sine this is mine and hers first visiting bon odori, we have no idea wat is it, otehr than some kind of japanese ghost festivals. I am expecting an grande event where got food, games, dance and fireworks.

19km drive.... and we arrived, no parking problem... Soon we enter the stadium...



WOW, check out the crowd!! it is said on 2005, they have as much as 25,000 visitors. And we reach there at 6, while the event only start at 7!! Wow wat a thing


Dissapointed we are, no games counter other than food counter. And well most of the stuff are overpriced and only some tasted nice. The Jap ought to go there and screw them up for degrading their food.



My fren got very dissapointed and sleepy due to the keboringan of the event... but hey it is 7 now, and the first dance is going to be started. Hope to see something special ^^


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5 mins later, we decided to left... bye

Watermelon

It have been soemtimes since i last blog about Watermelon. She is my long lost fren, who forgot about who am i, untill i call her out today. So we went to Sunway Pyramid Secret Receipy for our dinner, guess wats for dinner?


Mocha Walnut, Banana Split, Chocolate Banana and Brownie including 2 mineral water.


Watermelon with all those food


CHARGED!!!


We started to get full after this much.... no way i am giving up


Vomitting soon....


Still we cant finish it hahahhaha

Food rating: 4/10 -> secret receipy downgraded their cakes, so i hate it!!!

Then we went and watch "Pirate of Carribeans II", rating: 9/10 woooohoohooo
But bad ending muahahahaha (dam, i juz gave a spoiler)

Short update coz sleepy....

Flash Back

One fine day, me and a fren went out shopping, we walk and talk bla bla bla.

Then we decided to split up, we went for our own section. 15 mins later, we met up again in a different section and came something weird...

IK: Hey, you are here for shopping also?

Gal: O_0!!!

IK: Alone??

Gal: -___-""

IK: Why?

Gal: Do u remember who u came with?

IK: OMIGODMIHEMIL!!~


On a unrelated event.... Happy 23rd Birthday Jason Phoon!!

Brain Child

Wat is a Brain Child??

Brain Child is to map a real human brain into artificial intelligent. They way one act, their emotion, their response etc is mapped into a maybe so call hardisk. So when asked the computer, they are able to act and response the same way as a normal human whom it map.

Brain Child and Future...

Brain Child is currently used to map professionals mind (doctor, lawyer, teacher, scientist) into a computer. And let them perform things that those professional does.

I believe Brain Child can be used in future as a legacy to human. For example, i will die in 10 years, so i mapped all my knowledge, emotion, response into this computer, So after death people still can tok to the computerize mind of me.

Wow? u said? well brain child doesnt have emotion, they are juz a set of pattern recognition against a fact database. So basiclly it is nothing but a fake mind of a person.

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My Master Thesis is to brain child a Psychologist. Allowing it to think like a real psychologist, answer question, ask question and etc. I was critisize that the system wont be able to work as it need a lot of mental disorder patient to test it. It aint easy to find. And the risk of the system saying the wrong may cause the mental disorder patient to kill himself.

So i asked myself.... wat else professional people which i can brain child?

- Politician? - BUSH!!!!
- Scientist - Albert Einstein (based on his books and theory)
- Economist - Gates
- Pastor/Father/Cleric/Pope - John Pope
- Lawyer - It will takes centuries to map one
- IT guy - Have to update too often
- Accountant - nah....
- Doctor - hrmmmmmm
- Teacher - I guess this is the best choice... A tuition teacher brain child, which can teach tuition ^^

I hope u all can suggest more thanks...

A post in Chinese

太久没讲华语了。差不多给完老师。

咳。。。今天又见到那个美gal. 但是still 开不了口。 only can far far 看她和他的男友happy.

nevermind, 我也不想玩spanar. Steal 他人的gal, 不是我的personality. 恶又恶报。还是死心好了。

我的华语也不bad么。

那么， 我就以一首诗来end:

样貌如西施，
远看垂三尺，
近身口缝舌，
如何能开口。

hey, 我还能写诗 hohohoo

tongue tied

Occationally i faced this problem. Sometimes when i faced a beautiful gal, i would be stuck with this problem. It is like when i saw her, my tongue got tied, my heart go BOM BOM BOM at 300RPM, my body got electric shocked and i cant stare straight into her.

During normal days, when i notice a pretty gal walking by, maybe i will drop a smile on her or something. Maybe willl try the stare game, where i stare at her a while, then she stares back, and then strike to get her name and hp etc etc when chances is there. I mean that would be wat i do normally. But sometimes things juz being different to certain gals.

There is this gal, which i dont know her. she is sweet and cute. She is one of those which i explain that drive me crazee. Whenever i see her, my brain go blank, not even a simple smile comes out form my mouth and i juz got stun like an idiot staring at her but unable to move. when she stares back, OMG i cant face her directly, which in result of me unable to make the move.

While i was shoppping for art tools yesterday in Jaya popular bookstores, i saw her again. Wow wat a coincident, i mean i could have juz walk to her and chat with her maybe. I mean wat are the chances of meeting her in that place. But i was so stewpid, i dint dare to look at her, and i juz rush off to the stationary department, get my stuff and bail away. Which in result i bought the wrong art tools. DAM

Btw she is not from my company or church, so u all dont bother to guess who is it. Haihh i really wish there is a book "Make the first move for dummies"

Random Comic

A bit busy lately, so kinda hard to update blog <_<