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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

XX years ago

Once upon of time, when adams still doesnt have his pubic hair and eve still a rib. There is this boy name Zu Quan. Here is a story about him attending some stupid chinese class.


老师:今天, 我要你们用“一面”来做造句。
老师:来, 祖权,你来做个句子。
祖权:ermm, 我爸爸一面大便一面跳舞。

之后,老师再也没叫祖全造句了。


Malay Translation:

Cikgu: hari ini, kita nak buat ayat dengan "sambil"
Cikgu: zu quan, kamu cuba buat lah satu sampel ayat.
zu quan: ermmmmm, baba saya sambil berak sambil menari.

selapas hari itu, cikgu tiada lagi memangil name zu quan kat class lagi.


#The above is a real story.

7 Comments:

  • >.<||
    I tot you will say:"爸爸一面大便一面吃饭.." =_=

    By Blogger jaNeSSe, at 6:36 PM  

  • nah that is still possible, in fact some people still do it. "sambil berak sambil menari" is impossible hahha, u wanna try?
    make sure u got cleaning tools ready. ^^

    By Blogger ikzq, at 8:54 AM  

  • (o___o).... **speechless**

    If i were the teacher, don't know whether to 笑 or 哭 or 打死 u... i may take option #3... ^_^

    By Blogger Angie Tan, at 2:01 AM  

  • oh, i forgot to share wat happen next <_<. i was punish and force to stand on teh chair untill the class end hahahaha

    By Blogger ikzq, at 9:08 AM  

  • You jus said "I was punish" I!! I!! Means YOU are the one! Oh... how come soooo CLEVER geh??!?! hahaha!!

    ~J~

    By Blogger The J, at 10:52 AM  

  • kekekeke yah that was me, i was the naughtiest kid in class last time. Everyday teh teacher also headache while teaching me.

    I was even kicked out of music class 0_o.

    By Blogger ikzq, at 9:34 AM  

  • lolz...

    hye, at that time, u dunno the real meaning of the word or you purposely to said so d? :P

    By Blogger Error Q, at 1:53 PM  

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